Because it’s almost Christmas and because I’m taking a break with my Witch Doctors and Woe series (but will return in a couple of weeks with stories about that hot Israeli guy I met in Ecuador and almost; drowned on a river, died in the jungle, got murdered by a local village, disappeared on a cargo ship, saw “Benny and Joon” in a movie theater and of course fell hopelessly in love with among other mishaps) I give you some charming and some very questionable Christmas Themed Tattoos.
I mean I love Christmas – who doesn’t? Except the billions of people who don’t celebrate it of course but pah…besides them? Oh. Tons of people don’t like Christmas? OK fair enough. More eggnog for me. And a cup of eggnog for these quirky folks who love Christmas in a very special way. As Charles Dickens said through his infamous Mr. Scrooge, “You keep Christmas in your way and I will keep Christmas in mine…” (although I’m pretty sure this is NOT what he had in mind!)
Let’s begin with some nice classy ones…
Here are some charming Santa’s – bound to get you on the “nice” list…
But of course there are those whose ink will undoubtedly land them on the “naughty” list
So yeah – they are all getting coal in their stockings and possibly a restraining order or at least some Xanax.
How about some Christmas Classics?
and one more from one of my favorite artists the incredible Teresa Sharpe
Have a wonderful holiday season everyone – even if you don’t celebrate or secretly (or not so secretly) hate it – you can always google “scary Christmas movies on Netflix” and keep Christmas in your own way and I will keep it in mine.
Now I’m off to make a gingerbread TARDIS with graham cracker Daleks and as a FINAL Christmas gift for those of you who actually read to the bottom of my posts (thank you) here is the BEST damn holiday margarita recipe EVER!!
ps – if you see your tattoo here please let me know who the artist is so I can give credit where credit is due!